Kingle Bed

A single bed that, because the owner is only small, it feels a lot bigger due to the space

Wow, I had such a great sleep last night in my kingle bed

by Miss.N August 24, 2011

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

bed time

racist term for asians refering to their eyes

"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."

by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008

bed head

When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.

Dude, this morning, i just woke up and found Mary giving me bed head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

Shit the bed

when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.

m****y got laid, shit the bed!

by n.martin April 28, 2004

Bed Gypsy

A person who roams the bed, sporadically or habitually, awake or asleep.

Leslie: Sweetheart, you kept me awake last night because you were moving around so much.

Dan: I just couldn't get in the zone, sorry for being a bed gypsy.

by Snoresalot June 10, 2009