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Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way
Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today
by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.
Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
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Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
by Squibitz April 17, 2022
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fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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