by SalamanderSquid February 28, 2014
Get the why am i looking this upmug. wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!
wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?
by meme_mastah September 3, 2018
Get the why am i on Urban Dictionary?mug. The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
Get the who-am-i-kidding condommug. by byeihateyou May 16, 2019
Get the why am i on urban dictionarymug. A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.
I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017
Get the Why the hell am I here???mug. why am i so bored.
by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020
Get the why am i so boredmug. Because your either
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
by Why I’m awake at 4am June 23, 2019
Get the Why am I up at 4ammug.