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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.
i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny
by s0urcrow September 4, 2021
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Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.
Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain
by Boi 123 November 5, 2018
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Horny Niqqa

Horny Niqqa is a name you should use for every mobile device game you play. It shows dominance over every other gamer and shows that you know whats poppin
Bruh aint yo name Horny Niqqa on clash royale?
by Big daddy luke June 7, 2019
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Horny as a Rat

When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?

Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020
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horny gaby

you ....
gaby chill your doing it again horny gaby
by ttrtd April 26, 2017
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Horny Dolphin

Sam: have you heard? Richard frok history is a horny dolphin
Mark: yeah, fuck him
by tramp3000 August 9, 2018
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