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hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Clouth hooker

A female that sells her body for clouth subs and popularity
-she gave to 5 guys just to get popular
-what a clouth hooker
by just_leon April 17, 2020
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Holly hooker

Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K
by Kylesst December 10, 2017
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dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.
I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.
by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021
mugGet the dumpster hookermug.

hooker

I will knock up a hooker
by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022
mugGet the hookermug.

Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.
Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.
by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021
mugGet the Hooker housemug.

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