The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
by NotDoneYet January 05, 2025
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that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll
*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker
by the hooker on church st. corne January 30, 2011
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends
That’s one heavy hooker
by Add.mygmail December 14, 2017
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!
by mmcclluurree.jj December 05, 2013
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Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 26, 2023
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hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.
Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.
by 68kill April 22, 2020
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