Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
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Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.
I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .
by Juan 🦋☄️^~^🦋☄️ April 20, 2020
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