Devil's Handshake

Having to reach into a clogged toliet to free up the clog... With your hand.

"I was at my girlfriend's parents' house and I completely did work on their toliet. I couldn't find a plunger so I had to give it the Devil's Handshake".

by Lambdingo May 20, 2010

Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

greek handshake

A reach around: where one reaches around another's body to grab their penis, either clothed or not.

A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.

That chick gave me a greek handshake when she came up behind me.

by TheMadAussie December 17, 2008

Gentleman's Handshake

When two gentlemen jerk off another gentleman using a handshake. All gentlemen must be wearing suits.

Hey, I'll give you two guys $30 to give me a Gentleman's Handshake.

by Iloveskeeball May 24, 2009

honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand

I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.

by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006

Brazilian Handshake

An informal greeting usually used by Brazilian prostitutes and more commonly Catholic School Girls.

To preform a Brazilian Handshake, first grab the recieving guy's junk, wheather through pants, or direct hand to shaft connection. Next shake his tallywacker up and down for a few good seconds. Never to be confused with a Detriot Socket Wrench.

Guy1: Dude, I was standing in line for lunch, and this bitch comes up and gives me a Brazilian Handshake infront of everyone!

Guy2: Whatever! I bet you're going to tell me she asked for a swingset next!

by Jimmy Fastajouly January 19, 2007

Freemason's Handshake

A slang term for a hand job.

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.

by Chevy Blazer Crew '05 October 8, 2005