holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'
Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied
by shrek's cock January 26, 2016
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Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence
friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.
by WembzYT March 21, 2018
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The Holy Alien

The Holy Alien aka Gunnar is one of the worst csgo players in the world, he is so bad that he makes people kill them selfs.

Gunnar is also very gay and like big fat hairy black balls
The Holy Alien stop looking at the wall and come to A site
by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023
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HOLY CUNNTINGNESS

a woman who is so seasoned at being a cunt, at the right moment, time, situation, etc. Men can't help but bow to the royal disposition of a woman well defined in the presence of swinging dick.. " The Queen Of Cunts" ... referred to as her " HOLY CUNNTINGNESS"
HER HOLY CUNNTINGNESS has all the respect of all the swinging dicks who have the balls to approach her; inevitably dowing down to her HOLY CUNNTINGNESS...
by IMSMILINGRU69 April 22, 2015
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Holy Fuckskins

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger
Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 05, 2018
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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 07, 2021
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holy woe

AN expression of divine despair and melancholy
Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!
by Monkeybest November 25, 2003
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