Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

[Guitar Zero]

Someone who plays guitar hero on easy when online.
May or may not have passed medium, expert and hard but insists on playing on EASY all the time.
Prcatises so much they will always get 100% and win.

Gary: Aww man that sucks, you just lost playing Guitar Hero. You must be gutted.
Judy: Nah not really I was playing a complete Guitar Zero

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011

guitar bureau

The place in one's home where the guitar for playing Guitar Hero is kept. Usually applied to the Wii version of Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, and Guitar Hero World Tour.

I always wondered where our guitar bureau is.

by Seshie April 13, 2009

The Guitar Effect

When someone becomes attractive once they play the guitar, even if they're not.

Dude, that guitar player is super hot

No dude, that's just the guitar effect

by Mama yo ♡ March 11, 2023

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024