Pie Grinder

Someone who fails at life; and everything else./ A Faggot face.

Some Kid: Hi Kate!!! :D
Kate: Oh shut the fuck up you pie grinder!

by heyguise11 October 21, 2011

cock grinder

A cheese-grader and your worst nightmare.

"Clark's girlfriend got a cock grinder last night from the local sweatshop, poor bastard." -Ted

by Mark Watson3 November 28, 2013

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Grundle Muncher

Mr. Fry from somers hs

That Mr. Fry munched on grundles all last night

WOW that mr. fry is a real grundle muncher

by NNSDNSND January 12, 2009

stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 2, 2009

Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

grundle butter

The left over cum on your dick and the cum that seeps back out of your partners twat after intercourse eventually mixing together and settling in your crotch.

I could have had a fish fry with all that grundle butter.

by Zac Hulsey January 11, 2006