Going Vendal

The moment a person erupts with rage due to a vending machine either not having what this person wants or not dispensing it completely leving it hanging on the spiral hook (already paid for.) Said persons have been known to bang on the glass, yell (sometimes including obscenities), rock the machine to try and shake their item off the hook or even break the glass to get their item.

Guy: WHAT?!?! WHAT THE #$%^@! I WANT MY CANDY BAR -- NOWW!!!
Me: Dude it's just a candy bar; chill out.
Guy: SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU TELL I'M GOING VENDAL ON THIS MACHINE?!?!
Me: Here have a dollar and buy another one. Just shut up.
Guy: Whew - thanks man.

by Gruteman October 02, 2012

go tin

(verb)to make and/or prepare snack foods. a good cure for the munchies.

"jeez im starving i think im gonna go tin..." or "ok well i havne't really eaten all day so i'm gonna go tin"

by gus/emmy December 13, 2004

Go tobann

Irish word. The climax of every story in Irish. Meaning : Suddenly. Pronunciation: Guh Tubinn

Go tobann, the car schmecked the wall.

by Pope Brian Griffin October 10, 2019

go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

by ColonelColonel November 21, 2010

Go by float

Go with the flow.

How are you going to get by with a broken shoulder from cycling?

Go by float!

by WallaceK December 16, 2010

ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.

Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go

by 99 Oreos January 06, 2022

Going in dry

Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.

"Brace yourself baby, I'm going in dry..."

by Datch Guy June 30, 2022