Gary

A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.

Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.

by ###6 June 16, 2019

Garcydeo

Godlike and has a huge peen

That's Garcydeo

by The_REAL_Jesus123 April 1, 2019

Gary

The shame you feel when the only reason you’re able to jerk off is you thinking of your grandmother.

Oh well, that was Gary...

by Blubberella July 27, 2019

Gary

Gary- A big man with a red face.Drinks like a fish and abandons his responsibilities. Hung like a horse but shit in bed

Let's s go out and Gary like there's no tomorrow

by Amazon boo November 2, 2019

Bloody Gary

The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.

Waiter: How may I help you today?

Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.

Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).

by Rimmy John December 21, 2012

Gary

Gary means an intelligent man/boy. Gary is handsome and very good in bed. He flirts well and makes girl blush. Gary will have a success in life and will have a wonderful wife. So girls stick with a guy named Gary.

Gary walked into the room and made all the girls faint

by Gary a June 23, 2016

Gary

A handle bar moustache or similar type of moustache that one has sported for a minimum of 5 years.

Kayla: Damn did you see dad shaved his Gary?
Sox: I know I couldnt believe that hes had it since the 80's.

by thatdudeseps May 26, 2012