Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023
Get the Gabemug. King Gabe is a Beatiful name for a person named Gabriel K Peterson Son Of Kyle Peterson (peasant) and Alonna woodall (other peasant)
Peasant - King Gabe you do want me to clean your room
King Gabe - yes do it now fucking peasant
Other peasant - lundynn is still shackled up in the basement like a bum do you want me to slap her more
King Gabe - Go now bum fucking bitch
King Gabe - yes do it now fucking peasant
Other peasant - lundynn is still shackled up in the basement like a bum do you want me to slap her more
King Gabe - Go now bum fucking bitch
by King Gabe April 13, 2025
Get the King gabemug. Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
Get the Gabemug. Is sus.
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
Get the Gabemug. by WillyWoe November 25, 2017
Get the gabe brackmug. by Hi skejdmsndnmsnfmdmdnendnd February 3, 2022
Get the Gabemug. the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.
by iraisreal September 12, 2020
Get the sex with gabemug.