Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019

girlfriend fever

Girlfriend fever is when u haven’t seen your girlfriend in a long time

I have girlfriend fever,, I miss my baby

by Datgoat January 1, 2020

Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys

Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now

by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020

Girlfriend

Something that everyone wants, but few get.

I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

Girlfriend

A female friend who has sex with you

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023

dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.

I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.

by letterB June 25, 2009