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Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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neighborhood granny

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a very old lady that doesn't know how to use technology and often weak but very caring
Tim: how's your granny?
James: she's kinda like a neighborhood granny.
by the milk gang member July 16, 2020
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When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
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Tranny Granny Sammy

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A trans grandmother who's named Sammy
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whiteass granny

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bílá bába
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batok granny

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a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects
by obobkaba November 22, 2023
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