An absolute dumbass who asks the dumbest question and says the weirdest and most obvious shit known to man.
Fucktard: yo dude guess what
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass
by Jakey_Biss April 07, 2024
Player one: Why does the ref purposely get in the way every time we throw a punch or try to attack our opponants?
Player two: Because the designers programed the game so he'd be a douchebag and a fucktard. just turn off DQ and kick his ass until he stops.
Player two: Because the designers programed the game so he'd be a douchebag and a fucktard. just turn off DQ and kick his ass until he stops.
by TG35 February 28, 2011
retarded fuck who always gets on everyone's nerves. you can't stand to be in the same room as this person cause they're ALWAYS fucking up
by HoneyBooBooKitty March 21, 2017
A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.
Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)
Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"
Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"
by InXanaduDidKublaiKhan June 07, 2010
this is when you meet someone so retarded that they reached a higher level in life..hence ..a fucktard
by A.A.M. :) September 24, 2010
by kylizzlemynizzle February 07, 2017