fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 5, 2009

Fucktard

word used to describe a person or friend who has done something wrong

Give me back my Lunch money you Fucktard; said Jimmy to his Mom

by UrbanMasterDictionary May 10, 2018

Fucktard

A retarded person

“Your such a fucktard!”

by Fucktard65 January 18, 2018

Fucktard

An intelligent person that screws up at every turn

He’s so fucktarded he can’t open a ziplock bag.

by f*r September 1, 2022

fucktard

A person who fucks retarded people.

Man: I love having sex with retarded girls.

Other Man: You're such a fucktard.

by steven yard July 4, 2010

fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

by wwjd25 August 25, 2009