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FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.
by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023
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Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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Fuck me crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me
by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name
i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous
by thefailtheory January 11, 2018
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FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.
I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?
by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023
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