Flaps

Flaps, a common word that refers to someones's body flaps. You can get them if you are:

a.) Fat
or
b.) Have too much extra skin.
It is extremely nasty. More nasty than kankles. Appearence: They appear to be folds in one's stomach area, breast area, back, or chin.

How to Get Them: Eat.
How to Get Rid of Them: Excersise.

(Example):
Person 1: "You're fat..."
Person 2: "WELL YOU GOT MORE FLAPS THAN A VAGINA!"

by OMGWTFKFC September 18, 2010

flagstaff

Generally a derogatory term used to describe a male (though it can often work for the appropriate female as well). The term is derived from the straightness of a flag pole, therefore a man who is a flagstaff is extremely straight and shows this through his treatment of girls in his life. An example of this is when a guy ditches his friends to go watch a chick flick to impress some girl. Similarly a girl could be a flagstaff when she ditches her friends to go watch a sport to which she doesn't even know the rules only to impress some guy. Whipped is a term that is used similarly, however whipped generally refers to the dominance of the significant other whereas flagstaff refers to a personality trait possessed by the one who is being whipped (more specifically, a flagstaff will be a flagstaff no matter who his significant other is whereas one who is whipped may only be so because the significant other demands it).

Can you believe Billy is washing his girlfriend's car in -7 Degree weather? Man he is SUCH a flagstaff.

by Jaime Grace December 13, 2008

flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

meat flabs

Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.

look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
Lets go beat them like a dog.
look they float.

by Kate Mooney April 5, 2003

Flassteen

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Gorgeous is an understatement. She's insightful with her wise, witty and outgoing nature and she never lets anyone down. She is INCREDIBLY strong and will always follow through with her dreams. She's a phenomenal sister and all she does is give and love with her beautiful heart.

Person 1:
Duuuude I wish I could be flassteen like that!

Person 2:
I'm not even that Flassteen!

by NyLovesMe (; April 29, 2012

flassitude

Blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version.

Man, this Coke must be better than (brand x) cola.

Dude, that's flassitude.

by WDJester July 4, 2016

Flassbang

A flassbang happens when you're taking a shit and the poop splashes the water and it touches your half - open ass.

Yo while I was takin a shit, I got flassbanged.

by m1h February 13, 2021