Swedish Fish

A delcious fruity red candy

Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.

Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."

Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"

by Benny April 15, 2006

fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.

"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

Fish pussy

Someone with a pussy that resembles the smell of a fish. You go down on it, and your nose hair burns. DAMN THAT SHIT SMELLS BAD. You get a boner and then you notice the stench and the weiner goes all floppy.

"damn Ashley had some fish pussy, I couldn't even finish"

by GetIt89912 March 16, 2015

Plenty of Fish

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....

So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.

Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"

by Keepin' It Reel November 19, 2015

Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

Fish out of Water

Being unfamiliar with one's surroundings/activities thus often being vulnerable in such circumstances.

Commonly used to describe a change in surroundings by phrases such as 'going fish out of water' or 'to go fish out of water.'

In this sense, the meaning is similar to the term 'Slippin' meaning to leave one's usual abode/habitat to enter next manz endz.

i.e.

Brare 1: Yo blud come we roll down (enter endz of choice here), still.

Brare 2: Rah!!! Allow goin' Fish out of Water down dere blud, manz gonna get merked ugetme?!

Brare 1: Oh yes, I suppose you're right old bean. Silly me.

by Braredem July 27, 2010

flying fish sandwich

a sexual position from the kama sutra in which the women is on top, back to the man and they both lean back in a crab walk style position. They then proceed to have sex

"Last night the wife wanted me to do her flying fish sandwich style!"

by THE_ZOmbie!! October 20, 2008