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Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.
by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020
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Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username
Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both
by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018
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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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Fatty doo doo

A term used to insult large/ obese males/females mainly of African descend
Bro your so skinny

Shut up your just saying that because your a fatty doo doo Jamal
by Fl0ppy cock January 23, 2023
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fatty fat chips

A chip that gives your wiener the ability to fly towards various taco bells .
when a female approaches you, your fatty fat chips take place in this situation perfectly.
by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
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Fattie banger magnet

A person that attracts fat chicks then bangs them.
Shane attracts fatties and bangs them. Shane is a fattie banger magnet
by PA69guy January 20, 2018
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fatty ol rump

That girl has a thic ass. Shawty got a fatty ol rump.
by The Real Torence April 21, 2018
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