Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

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Father J

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.

Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!

by 23456543 October 27, 2021

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Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

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Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

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Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

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