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parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.
Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
by dani2012 June 17, 2009
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epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.
someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"
by loki_kewl May 21, 2009
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fail sauce

Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!
by Corwad November 8, 2007
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Life Fail

Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.
Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!
by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009
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epically-fail

"Dude, you like epically-fail at life....dude...."
by Jules&Jess October 11, 2009
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Epic Fail

To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.
Guy: I just drove my car into a house!

Me: Why?

Guy: I was studieing the house.

Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009
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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
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