Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing

Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.

by Weldini October 11, 2023

do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

do your taxes

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.

Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"

by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011

Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Chicago Menthol Tax

When ur a fucking idiot and u look up Chicago Menthol Tax hahahaha get fucked nerd

"I can't believe you have to pay individual taxes for the menthol in cigarettes, the Chicago Menthol Tax is dumb."

"Just kidding, there is no such thing you absolute fool!"

by Fish Chuck February 17, 2020

Sales-Tax Hoe

On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.

usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.

Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"

Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"

Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"

by ErikDavis April 19, 2011

Mighty Car Mods Tax

The amount a car recently featured on a mighty car mods episode increases in price because of the effect of being featured on the show.

You used to be able to buy a BRZ for less than 10 grand now they are all above 15 because of the mighty car mods tax.

by Turban shickionary August 3, 2020