Flexadaptable

Able to be flexible and adaptable at the same time.

During Covid-19 people coped by being flexadaptable. If you can be flexible and adaptable at the same time - you are Flexadaptable! One who is capable of flexadaptability is Flexadaptable.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.

liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK

by yusuck March 28, 2011

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

flexing out

Passing out from flexing too hard and too long

Man that guy totally ended up flexing out at the gym from showing off for a totally rocking babe

by Nosilla Rellim October 18, 2013

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

by raichupal June 11, 2011

flexible

adj. Capable of inserting one's head in one's own rectum.

Did you hear management's latest plan? They must be the most flexible people on the planet.

by bbobb January 25, 2003

Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010