Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Aditi and Eli

The power couple.

“I wish I was in a healthy relationship like Aditi and Eli.”

by Awaymore King October 21, 2023

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

GERALD ELI

A POOP THAT IS GAE

GERALD ELI IS POOP

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021

Eli

Talk about a country boy. Well I got one for you Eli. Eli can steal your heart in seconds. He is a very tough person who stands up for his friends. He is very cute so when you see him try to keep breathing, because he can knock the breath out of you. So if you don’t have a Eli you need to find one NOW. I’ll just tell you now you will love him to death and never let him out of your life.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2E: Eli aren’t you jealous he’s mine.

by The horse lover esha November 27, 2018