danish

a miserable non-existing virgin vermin

You look a little danish today.

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

danish

a dick that destroys other peoples dick

i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

Danisilly

"Danisilly" or known as "Danisilly" is a minor creator on tiktok that usually posts art and their passion for the band lamp.

"Danisilly is my favorite artist"

by imakedefentionsofmymutuals December 2, 2023

Danish Pancake

A sexual act where a danish girl sits on top of you and smears Crème brûlée on your taint.

Damn that Danish Pancake was gnarly!

by fredfig March 21, 2024

danil

a guy thats obessessed with Shani but doesnt have the balls to ask her out so spends years writing about her on urban dictionary, stalking her and gossiping about her. He does not really know shani or why she is the way she is, he does not know she is christian and is forever confused by her character. One day he mans up and messages her.

oh did you see what danil wrote about shani this time, guess what she found out

by sum1coolnotatool March 28, 2024

Danish Pancake

A small danish lady mounts your face and smears creme brule on your taint.

Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.

Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.

by fredfig March 28, 2024

Danish teambuilder effect

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave

Nikolaj fell for the Danish teambuilder effect

by Guttilmur April 9, 2024