Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

dragging it

when someone over complicates a situation or a topic by beating around the bush and making it difficult for everyone to move on. normally resulting in lying.

this nigga is dragging it bad cuz

by ziggi's cousin July 12, 2024

Drag Chicken

A Drag Chicken is a peacock

He introduced himself as "the leader" and strutted around like a Drag Chicken.

Let's go to the zoo and see the new Drag Chicken exhibit.

He was born a Drag Chicken.

by Voiceover2k July 30, 2024

Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!

Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

dragging the meme

continuing a meme even though it is old

Person one: Hey CM, how are you?
Person 2: your mom
person one: stop dragging the meme

by jamesmiller1231232123132231132 May 9, 2025

Drag stripping

A masturbation act where a long piece of toilet paper is placed from the waist to the chest and the man attempts to shoot his cum up the "drag strip" adjusting the angle of his penis to get the most distance.

Man I can't wait to do some drag stripping on Porn hub tonight.
I was drag stripping last night and made it up to my nipples!

by Dictionary surfer18 December 30, 2022

drag queen

the two words that almost cancelled Jimmy Fallon

JF: This is the first time a drag queen has ever been put on the cover
RuPaul: a DrAg QuEeEeN
RuPaul: I'm the queen of drag

by simp for nami January 5, 2023