drag cartels

n. Fussy territorial groups with restricted visions who seek to control the lucrative trade in performative transgender and transvestism exhibitions. Blatantly monetizing what should be a freely open expressive artistic culture they monopolize ownership of performance spaces and artificially limit the supply of glitter, spangles, rouge, and gaudy feathers. New customers, lured by brief free titillating performances, soon find themselves saddled with a life-long six shows a week habit.

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Thankfully the drag cartels have been unsuccessful in their attempts to copyright sashaying, winking seductively, and using time-worn double entendres such as “Hey big boy! Why don’t you come in my dark room and we’ll see what develops.”

by gnostic3 January 10, 2026

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025

Drag

aussie slang expression meaning "i don't want to do this" / "that's such a shame" / "i don't want to wait around for this" / "this sucks". can also be used to describe something where these thoughts would apply

person 1: where's liam? didn't you say he was gonna sub in?
person 2: nah he got sick
person 1: draaaag

person 2: you free sunday?
person 1: can't, i've got this family function thing my mum's making me go to
person 2: what a drag

by tacklezzz March 5, 2025

Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

dragging it

when someone over complicates a situation or a topic by beating around the bush and making it difficult for everyone to move on. normally resulting in lying.

this nigga is dragging it bad cuz

by ziggi's cousin July 12, 2024

Drag Chicken

A Drag Chicken is a peacock

He introduced himself as "the leader" and strutted around like a Drag Chicken.

Let's go to the zoo and see the new Drag Chicken exhibit.

He was born a Drag Chicken.

by Voiceover2k July 30, 2024

Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!

Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024