fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Water Dogged

When your penis is raw, swollen and cracked like a hot dog after being boiled.

Travis waa crushing it so hard with the cheer squad last week, he is all water dogged.

by Jillybean83 June 23, 2017

Chili dogged

When your partner eats chili fries and then you face fuck her until she pukes all over you.

My fiancé chili dogged me last night. It was pretty gross , but you know I kind of liked it 😆

by Phat Dogg June 6, 2018

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

Street Dodgebullet

More or less regular dodgebullet except you play it on the street.

Policeman: "You are under arrest for murder."
Man: "But I didn't mean to shoot him! We were just playing street dodgebullet!"

by André_Miles_Fidele August 28, 2020

Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.

"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."

by Fry Ups October 23, 2020