A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero
Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia
Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump
@bwarner @30PercentHero
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero
Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia
Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump
@bwarner @30PercentHero
by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010
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"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
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Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.
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A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.
A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.
by Danny_G13 July 7, 2005
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