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Dickshank

Shut the fuck up Tanner you dickshank!
by SHaKeN19 April 10, 2022
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
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Dickseed

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089
You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.
by Senor Oro May 17, 2022
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DICKSHOT

Similar to birdshot, but used for shooting dicks while hunting
I went hunting using dickshot to shoot dicks while hunting.
by Fullterd Man August 20, 2022
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Dickscursion

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.
“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.
by BC Says August 22, 2022
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dickshan

such a smart ass, always the perfect man, can be annoying all the time and also has no hairline
he is such a dickshan
by dicksham September 20, 2022
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dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises
I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers
by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023
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