crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

crystal arrell

SPONGEBOB
THE OFFICE
TRY ME :)

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!

by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020

Crystal

She’s Humble, Loving, & spontaneous. Crystal is Loyal and caring. She isn’t afraid to give up everything for her loved ones. You can do her wrong many times and she will always be there for you helping you out in return. Her {Eyes} are mesmerizing honey and turn hazel at times you can easily get lost in them and fall in love. Surely {Unforgettable}. She is beautiful, stunning, kind girl that could make anyone in the world feel happy to just be around her. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun Nature. Easy to fall in love with. Super chill and the best to have a fun time with. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. Once she gets feelings for someone, she won’t stop thinking about them. She is usually quiet and shy, but around her friends she’s outgoing. When you compliment her, she’s always flattered, but doesn’t see it in herself. She is a great friend, and even better girlfriend, who will give a guy all the time in the world. If you have her never let her go. She has a passion for music and art and is in fact brilliant, though she may not show it. If you and Crystal are friends, you can trust her because she will not betray you. She has a guilty conscious, so she will try to keep everyone happy. She likes holding hands, and cuddles. Her fashion sense is unique, like her personality. Her faults are overthinking and being clumsy. Don’t betray the trust of her, though. If you have a Crystal, you are set!

“Aw really I love Crystal, she’s the best”
“I wish I had friends like her”
“wow, you’re a lucky man!”
“I wish I was dating a Crystal”

by Crystallinebee November 23, 2021

Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom

Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days

by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025

crystal

Cay’s #1 girl, the world.. also known as the only pretty girl to ever exist.

Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?

Person 2: What did he do… this time.

Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD

Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then

by cayyyy February 5, 2023

Crystal Clear

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

by Death Menace May 28, 2023