Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystalmug. We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.
Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.
Best,
The Sun Crystals family
Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.
Best,
The Sun Crystals family
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Sun Crystalsmug. -Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
Get the Crystal of Lifemug. Crystaled- Invited to go somewhere and when your as far from home as possible, a fake argument happens and your told to get out of the car and walk home.
To get out and walk. We got all the way there and then she pulls some fake fight shit and I'm told to get out and walk.... And she actually left.. straight Crystaled me!
by Youthimkyour crazy January 15, 2020
Get the Crystaledmug. by JustLxquid September 22, 2021
Get the crystal phobicmug. Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
Get the Crystal shaggingmug. A girl who's an amazing bestfriend, and always knows how to make someone feel better. She's unique and beautiful. She likes to act crazy at times, but she knows when it's time to get serious! She's funny, and has a personality that's one of a kind. If you ever meet a Crysta, you know you've met someone special, and you have been blessed. Love you, Crysta!(: and she have a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She is one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! freaky, wild, carefree with a good aura and rare vibe with a good taste in music and Very fuckin' good at sex!
Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
by theevileyes November 23, 2021
Get the Crystalmug.