National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, go grab some lube”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Raspberry creampie

A Raspberry Creampie is when your fucking a pregnant woman and you punch her in the stomach when you cum.

I gave my wife a Raspberry creampie pie for dinner.

by Raspberry creampie January 27, 2024

National Creampie Me Day

March 15th

March 15th is National Creampie Me Day

by Braincell404 March 15, 2024

international creampie day

Lose that condom and prepare to be with that special someone since April 23rd is international creampie day

Her: Hey, do you know what April 23rd is?
Him: Um no I dont
Her: April 23rd is International Creampie Day!
Him: Awesome! (takes pants off)

by LilTicTac March 22, 2024