cow nips

large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way..

Justin Troiano

by EAT MY ASSS RAW November 08, 2003

cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 24, 2004

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 03, 2005

Keys Cow

Something you should never translator in Google Translate

Mark: Hey, translate Keys Cow in google translate!
John: Okay, it says sussy baka
Mark: Haha I got you!

by I_don't_fuckin_know August 12, 2021

Cow Lips

A Really really fat vagina.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you hooked up with last night
Guy 2: Nahh man she had cow lips...bitch was ratchet

by co_ February 01, 2014

pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ May 01, 2012