Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .

Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.

by BrianJenny May 24, 2018

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021

Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 1, 2023

Cotton Box

The small box section of a womens panties that gets "flashed" accidentally when wearing short skirts, or loose shorts etc...

" Dude, that chic just sat down across from me in the coffe shop and I saw her cotton box

by Deskrabbit October 27, 2011

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.

Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!

by B1G B3N November 4, 2017

Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.

Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

by Atk07 November 6, 2025