Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.
Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.
by TheMoneyFlipper January 03, 2021
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Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.
Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.
by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022
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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face
Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)
by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019
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The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”
Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.
by Dr. Doomass February 01, 2024
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To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.
Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!
by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023
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If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.
“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon
by 2stix March 03, 2019
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