The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
To intentionally slur or defame someone under the pretext of being a friend.
To shit-stir because you can.
To shit-stir because you can.
Why is Fred so pissed off?
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.
by The Master of Disaster! January 19, 2015
Colin Lee King is rizz king
by anniisbroke December 13, 2024
When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 08, 2025
Lady Colin Campbell is a pretentious piffler.
by Lady Colin Campbell. October 14, 2022
by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 08, 2021
Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife March 17, 2018