coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.

"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."

by Bens Da da March 14, 2020

im clever

you most certinally are.

1: im clever!
2:ok...

by just dont ask i dont like talk May 6, 2020

Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.

The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Under cleaves

The tissue under a women’s breast’s

I had to wash her under cleaves for they stunk to high heaven.

by Stacys moms cousin November 23, 2021