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Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.
Christopher does not like salads
by Alex rosan March 23, 2025
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Christopher

Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.
“Omg christopher is such a p3rv”
It’s ok he’s g@y!”
by anitao6 March 24, 2025
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