Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

chip dude

the shit. PSH yeah bitch

Krissy: "Where's, uh , the , uh, guy, the, um, um, chip dude?"

by thisismargot November 14, 2007

Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

Cute as chips

An endearing phrase

Look over there, the angry barman is shopping with his mom, that's cute as chips.

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022

Dipping the chip

When a white human woman has sexual intercourse with a disgusting sub-human spic. Often followed up by the woman paying the taco tariff for her actions.

She decided to start dipping the chip with a Mexican. Should’ve realized that she’d end up paying the taco tariff.

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

DIPP chip

Basically the most badass chip on the motherboard. AKA Basic Input/Output System, it manages basic computer settings regardless of the operating system. But who cares about that, what really matters is that it's called a DIPP chip.

Nerd: You're a DIPP chip.
Jock: wtf did you say to me????????

by brothatsmynatty December 16, 2015