Chinese Burn

When a Chinese person insults you it is a chinese burn.

"she said my penis was tiny"
"oh bro, thats a chinese burn"

by moonlight rose June 3, 2015

Chinese Dentist

Any sort of bread roll or sandwich, which when eaten, would remove a loose or damaged tooth...

usually used to describe a hard bread roll full of thick slices of cheese.... asking for a chinese dentist at the deli counter

by Mark Landers May 21, 2008

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017

Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

by Emil69master August 18, 2016

Chinese language

The stupid subject that prevents me from being able to attend university however good my other subjects' grades are

Oh god oh fuck I got a level 3 in DSE chinese language! Yay screw the paper of death!!!

by A dying goat July 11, 2021