Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009

Cheese Pizza

Child pornography. Yeah.

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."

by a funni meme February 3, 2015

dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

Fu'munda Cheese

1.) Sweat build up under the forskin of the penis.

2.) Dirty tainted sweat from under the ball sack.

" check for fu'munda cheese before you go down under please! "

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer March 25, 2017

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

cheese and rice

A less offensive, yet more hilarious way of saying 'Jesus Christ'.

Found in the TV show 'Frisky Dingo'.

Cheese and Rice, he shot himself! And with my gun somehow!

by little_cupcake October 16, 2008

carpe cheese

literally, "seize the cheese". Used to embrace cheesy moments and phrases.

guy : I can be your hero, baby, you can take my breath away.
girl : awww, carpe cheese!

by habamttons January 31, 2007