This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
by Murdock February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Putting everything in there... I mean everything.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.