Canada

-a place with a bunch of wannabe assholes who think that if u have ur hat backwards and walk like a retard then ur cool

-4 words WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN

-even tho u think u dont say eh........im sorry but u do and theres no point in denying it

-dont say "u can't say that cuz u never been there" cuz i have and all i say is true....

-there r some good things about u tho.......u r rich , u have lower crime, and u r a bit nicer

-NO FAMOUS PPL R FROM CANDA IF THEY R THEY ARE NOT VRY COOL (xcept 4 drake)

-evn tho i think canada mostly has a bunch of faggot weed smoking preppy bitches....u guys arent all that bad

Bob- Hey Joe letz go see a Eminem concert in Toronto!!!
Joe-dont u kno that eminem doznt comer to canada!
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Bob-Some famous ppl r from Canada
Joe-WHO?their mostly all gay!
Bob-What about Justin Beiber?
Joe- :S Really Joe?
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American-WOW! Look itz Toronto!
Canadian-Hey dogg im from America too homee g
American-No ur not u dum Canadian!!

by Trillium18 December 1, 2011

canada's history

the most gruesome sex act in the kama sutra that usually involves maple syrup, at least one moose, a duck, the stanley cup, and as many beavers as you'd like. This sex position is less popular than most others mainly because it is stickier than most, but is still gaining popularity in certain regions.

"hey stephen, wanna go have some hot sticky 'canada's history'-style sex?"

by colberttoldmeto17 February 4, 2010

bo canada

A douche bag in central illinois. An inbred thats a poor shot and crap hunter. A hypocrite who puts on an act. Also chews too much and cant hold his liqour. Not to mention he sleeps with his cousin

I hate that inbred Bo canada

by Natalie101 January 10, 2008

Canadada

Another way to say Canada the home of the wacky and odd, where meds are cheap and people sell wooden penis's on the street.

Hey are you going to Canadada this weekend??

by Rubymaster5 August 21, 2009

Canada

Hmm. Best thing about Canada. Hmmm its hard to pick just one thing. Its such a big, beautiful land with stunning girls and amasing beer. Oh yeah, and its not snowing here all the time! HAH. Although id like to think that we are the best because we generally dont fear terrorism. Why would we? I know i dont walk around starting fights with every person because i think im better then them. Unlike SOME people and countries >.> Canada rules! Hockey is amasing. And, PFFFFT California? Srrsly? We got a leaf on our flag. A LEAF! Our entire country is an emerald triangle! We win. We never loose. We feel bad for ignorent people, we dont fight them about it. and we are generally awesome.

Canada is my favorite place to be. I wish everyone lived there! I mean, there's room!

by That Canadian Infodude July 25, 2011

Canada's History

To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com

Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket

and anything/everything else

"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"

by MYMA1313 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.

Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"

When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).

" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......

by I like Health Care February 6, 2010