Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 03, 2022

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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.

Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.

by avadabest1 November 26, 2021

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Crystaled

Crystaled- Invited to go somewhere and when your as far from home as possible, a fake argument happens and your told to get out of the car and walk home.

To get out and walk. We got all the way there and then she pulls some fake fight shit and I'm told to get out and walk.... And she actually left.. straight Crystaled me!

by Youthimkyour crazy January 16, 2020

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