Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.

Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death

by Wheelburra May 6, 2021

Creep

he really wishes you were here
he's a total weirdo
and he definitely does not belong here

"I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here?"

by samallwise August 28, 2023

urban creep

Some-one who writes their name down in this website about how cool they are.

Wow that urban creep is writing about how cool they are

by Iamcool832328u3e October 13, 2021

e-creeping

The process of stalking someone through electrical circuitry.

"Concerns run high that foreign goverments maybe e-creeping the American public through foreign-made consumer electronics whose smart circuitry can listen in on any conversation."

by onysai May 23, 2018

old creep

A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?

1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way

by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021

Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019