cow nips

large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way..
by EAT MY ASSS RAW November 08, 2003
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cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.
That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.
by Emma Notakow January 24, 2004
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COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle
HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
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cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell
I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears
by Pedant tic May 03, 2005
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Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc
Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.
by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019
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Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.
Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.
by JJCCMMT November 12, 2014
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Cow Lips

Guy 1: Dude that girl you hooked up with last night
Guy 2: Nahh man she had cow lips...bitch was ratchet
by co_ February 01, 2014
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