cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum

"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"

by CASP3H September 2, 2023

vajayj cotton

A vag cotton is a tampon or pad

Do u need a vajayj cotton?

by Unknown doge September 27, 2020

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021

Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 1, 2023

Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.

Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."

by Javisst June 2, 2017