Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi April 24, 2012

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 May 24, 2012

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

haley cotton

Haley cotton is a brat most of the time she always likes to tell people that she is their friend but all she does is stab them in the back she usually has red long hair or short she is very pale with freckles and she usually breaks a lot of Bones pretty much she is remake of a snake Ashley talks about people and tries to get everyone on her side to get someone else in trouble

(Haley cotton) ;is and noun and a common name

by A friend of you March 28, 2018

cotton alley

The title of the bonus chapter/world in Super Meat Boy. The chapter themes itself around femininity, as you play Bandage Girl with certain level names eluding to the theme as well.

The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".

G*mer: I JUST BEAT COTTON ALLEY DARK WORLD DEATHLESS!!!

Normal person: Go outside virgin

by 4udity January 10, 2024

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010